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SpankTM

Hello to the three or four people who come to this page every day as the result of a Google Image Search on the word 'boobies'. Any of you feel like leaving a comment?

Suzy and the Banshees

Sounds like the people using those search engines need real help, just like this guy

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28874

T:DJFS:FDJfl;

FART JUICE. THAT MEANS U SHARTED IN YOUR PANTS.

Suzy and the Banshees

Well answer the man Spank.

Some cheeky git pretending to be me

Yea thanks T:DJFS(whatever)and of course Suze. We need more of this sort of stuff on my site (snort).

Just in case anyone (in particular) is about to have a coronary, here is some handy tips on how to perform CPR (which also ties in nicely with the theme).

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDRxwbPlzyw

Suze (accept no imposters)

Apologies for that Spank, I do get carried away sometimes. In fact if you were here now I would have my trousers down by my ankles, and be bent over a desk waiting for you to re-enact scenes from the film SECRETARY.

Yet despite my obvious contrition this is of course your fault. If you had a LETTERS PAGE (which would surely not be hard to do) all my worst excesse's (spell check) could be kept in the one place. I mean it's like when Fox Mulder was thrown out of the FBI, they soon realised that the X Files were far better off being kept in house...............

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Fart juice? That was nasty lol ;)

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