Four books into the set of seven - yes, as far as I know it's still going to run to seven - and to be honest, I'm running out of things to say about them.
So, let's keep it simple. Out today, from the author of Monkey Round The World, Spank's LFF Diaries Volume One and Spank's Edinburgh Diaries Volume One, comes Spank's LFF Diaries Volume Two: 2000-2004. As the title indicates, it's a second collection of my London Film Festival reviews from this site. If you enjoy the LFF reviews published here every October, then this is pretty much more of the same: except they're in a form that's easier to read on the bus, and come with over 50 footnotes pointing out all the bits where I wrote things that subsequently turned out to be utterly stupid.
Best of all, if you buy it I get some money. That'll be nice, won't it?