Santa Claus Is A Black Man

If you're still recovering from this week's announcement about Hermione from Harry Potter, then I'm afraid I have some more bad news for you.

However, for those of you who aren't arseholes, The Belated Birthday Girl and I would like to wish you all the compliments of the festive season. Oh, to hell with it, it's Christmas - happy holidays to the arseholes too.

(And special thanks to Carole, who introduced me to this song via the album A John Waters Christmas.)