Simian Substitute Site For June 2020: Eeb Allay Ooo
MONTH END PROCESSING FOR MAY 2020
Art: You remember how it used to work: you'd get up earlier than usual on a Sunday morning, have breakfast, then go out to a gallery and stare at some art until the pubs were ready for you. You can't do all of that at the moment, but the National Portrait Gallery has given you an alternative way of simulating the penultimate bit of that activity. Normally at this time of year they'd be holding their annual BP Portrait Award exhibition: and they still are, but just doing it online. The interface is quite fun: it's a 3-D walkaround model of the pictures hanging as they would in the meatspace gallery, and you can click on each picture to see it bigger and read more about it. It's not perfect - there's a wall in the middle of the room that's been rendered as a white void with a few portraits hidden inside it - but it's a neat solution to the problem. As for the portraits themselves, the photorealistic ones come off worst in this arrangement: without any real sense of the texture, you end up mentally filing the image under 'photo' and moving on to the next one. But there are some lovely entries in here, and if you don't agree with the verdict of the judges you can always vote for your own favourite.
Radio: You get the feeling that at some point between 2014 and 2019, someone at the BBC listened to Serial and said "can we have one of those?" And that's why the podcast The Missing Cryptoqueen turned up on BBC Sounds in 2019, although it's taken a global pandemic and six weeks of furlough to finally give me the incentive to listen to it. Over the course of eight episodes, Jamie Bartlett tells the story of Dr Ruja Ignatova, the inventor of a wildly popular cryptocurrency system that inevitably wasn't all it was cracked up to be. Cryptoqueen takes all of the tropes we remember from Serial, and uses them in an appreciably more hamfisted fashion. There's a host whose personality intrudes all over the story they're trying to tell - Bartlett even gets Sarah Koenig's trademark '[long pause] huh! [long pause]' noise in there several times. There's massive amounts of overproduction, notably a musical score that's layered randomly over everything, but refuses to contain anything as old-fashioned as a recognisable theme tune. And there's a narrative structure that sets up an implied question - where has Ignatova disappeared to? - and then takes several hours to meander towards an anti-climax. You can see how podcasts could escalate in popularity in times like these, but better ones are available.
Theatre: We've seen a surprising amount of theatre this month, primarily because lots of theatre organisations have rapidly embraced online video as a way of keeping people entertained while generating a much-needed revenue stream. Edinburgh's Traverse Theatre has taken the most impressive approach: when their world premiere of the new Rona Munro play Donny's Brain had to be cancelled, the writer, director and cast quickly put together an unrelated series of monologues filmed in the actors' homes under lockdown conditions. Five From Inside is a little variable in quality, as you'd expect a series of monologues to be: but the sequenced YouTube playlist shows that everyone concerned realised that the first and last ones were the best, as they're less character sketches and more slow reveals of subtext. The other two plays we've watched this month have been old productions reviving a previously broadcast live stream. Hampstead Theatre brought back #aiww: The Arrest Of Ai Weiwei, in which Howard Brenton ingeniously depicts the low point of the artist's life as a piece of installation art in its own right: it's helped by a lovely performance by Benedict Wong in the lead. Finally, Complicite's The Encounter is a rebroadcast of Simon McBurney's one-man telling of the true story of a rainforest expedition, given extra psychedelic force by its use of binaural sound to immerse you in the production at the aural level, if not the visual level. Sadly, all three of these were online for a limited time only and are now offline: try visiting this Ticketmaster page every so often to find out about other similar productions that might be on the way.
In the meantime, your Simian Substitute Site for June 2020 is Eeb Allay Ooo. That's the title of a new film from India, directed by Prateek Vats. It's the story of Anjani (Shardul Bhardwaj), who's been hired as a monkey repeller: his job is to shoo monkeys away from government buildings, primarily by using his mouth to make the noises that comprise the film's title. It's not a particularly effective way of doing the job, even before you factor in Anjani's fear of monkeys.
"How am I supposed to watch new films at the moment?", you might be asking. Well, this is where it gets really interesting. Eeb Allay Ooo is showing this week as part of We Are One, an online film festival that started on May 29th and runs through to June 7th. A number of film festivals from all over the world, including our very own London Film Festival, have come together to share films both old and new on YouTube. (The LFF's contribution includes a couple I've reviewed here in the past, The Epic Of Everest and Wrath Of Silence: meanwhile, the Tokyo International Film Festival has provided the previously-mentioned Japanese romcom Tremble All You Want.) You can watch them for free, or make a donation afterwards to Covid-19-related charities.
The times given in the schedule (don't forget to convert them from US East Coast) are just when each film appears on YouTube for the first time: most of the films will stay on the festival's YouTube channel for seven days after that. Unfortunately, the word 'most' in the previous sentence turns out to be a problem - any films that are brand new are being taken offline more quickly than that, and Eeb Allay Ooo is one of those, so you've already missed it. Still, presumably that means it'll be getting a wider release in the future: and in the meantime, there are dozens more feature films, shorts, VR experiences and interviews available for you to watch in the first week or two of this month. I'm planning to catch a few of them myself, and may talk about them here eventually. (In the meantime, watch Crazy World before it disappears on June 5th. Watch it NOW.)
Meanwhile, the more eagle-eyed of you may have noticed a casual reference to 'six weeks of furlough' back there. And it's true, for the second half of April and all of May I've been on paid leave, though I'm now back at work starting today. (Yeah, I know, just as a film festival is kicking off.) Still, I've been putting in a full nine to five shift on the laptop for every one of those 28 furloughed workdays, but on blog-related work rather than the paying kind. You've probably noticed that the much-delayed posts I've chosen to label as Tales From The Before Times have finally started appearing on here - two so far, and three more to come over the next month or two. And, as I mentioned back in May, I've also more or less completed three new book collections of old site material, which you can expect to see on sale in a couple of months. (I'm just going to give Lulu a little more time to sort out its technical snafus.)
So, I guess it's been a productive lockdown for me. How about you? Answers in the comments box below. And keep looking after yourselves, we've still got quite a long way to go with this bastard.