July 14th 1998 - Bastille Day, no less - was the day that I launched The Unpleasant Lair Of Spank The Monkey, the Demon Internet website that eventually migrated over to this thing on Typepad. So, I've been spouting off on the internet for twenty years today. As I usually do most years, I'd like to thank all of you who've been reading this nonsense, no matter what proportion of those two decades you've been here for.
Still, the question remains: how do I best celebrate the anniversary of the creation of a website?
And the answer is: with the help of The Belated Birthday Girl, I've created another one.